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Satan implements coronavirus amnesty to prevent overcrowding in hell

By Beale Z. Bubb HELL’S GATE, OK — In a press conference at the entrance of Hell Tuesday afternoon, the Devil and his staff announced a temporary amnesty until at least June 1. “These are trying times,” Chief demon Kevin Patel said.  “We realize that without immediate intervention, Hell will not be able to process […]

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Police implementing suggestions from Facebook

Department will stop traffic and marijuana enforcement By April Fultz Crime-fighting priorities and methods are changing at Lewisville Police Department, and police are giving Facebook comments the credit for the changes. Starting last week, Lewisville police began reading messages in city Facebook groups to determine residents’ top wishes for how to effectively police the city. […]

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DCTA will switch to just giving out cars

By April Fultz In a recent board meeting, DCTA directors agreed that after 16 years of trying to get people out of their cars, the experiment with scheduled bus and train service was not going to work, and that it would be cheaper and more effective to literally just buy people inexpensive used cars. Since […]

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City council approves 954-unit tiny house community

By April Fultz With living spaces less than 100 square feet, including bathroom and cooking spaces, tiny homes are trendy, and quite often the subject of TV shows and YouTube videos. Soon, a community of tiny homes will spring up in Lewisville, after approval from City Council Monday night. Located on Corporate Drive, just east […]

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Letter from the future: 8/30/2024

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Ideas for new nature park

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Last visit to Tower Bay

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Condom Sense superstore to move in to old Albertson’s on Main Street

Condom Sense has announced it will debut an experimental “super store” in Lewisville in the old Albertson’s on the 1000 block of Main Street, right across from Lewisville High School Main Campus. The city has agreed to provide as much as $69,000 in economic development incentives. The new store will be unlike any other Condom […]

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Two landfills in Lewisville will merge across river

The Camelot Landfill on the east side of the Elm Fork of the Trinity River and the DFW Landfill on the west side tower over the winding river that feeds the City of Dallas’ water plant downstream.  That river used to mean that there was a limit to how high the landfills could get, since […]

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City officials say SH 121 median Putt-Putt course nearing completion

Lewisville and TxDOT officials say the city’s new public Putt-Putt miniature golf course project in the SH 121 Business median should be complete later this month. The $9 million recreation project is jointly funded by the City of Lewisville’s Parks and Leisure Services and the Texas Department of Transportation. So far, the concrete work has […]